Pay attention, you asshole. Yeah, I am speaking to you, 10:15 pm Thursday night time. I do know you assume you are tremendous intelligent and cute, responding to the noises you typically hear coming from my condo. Our condo buildings are LITERALLY 10 toes aside, and also you THINK you are listening to intercourse noises coming from my condo throughout the way in which.
YOU. ARE. NOT.
I’ve lived on this condo for nearly 15 years, and in that point, I’ve grow to be disabled however have not but been capable of transfer into a greater place to reside for my situation. So when YOU THINK YOU HEAR ME FUCKING, you are truly listening to me simply attempting to maneuver round on this tiny condo, which causes me AGONIZING PAIN.
So while you oh-so-cleverly blast “Afternoon Delight” at high quantity out your window on the individuals you assume you hear fucking (what the hell kinda intercourse are you into, anyway?!?), your goal is definitely an aged disabled lady WHO IS IN EXTREME PAIN.
1. STOP ASSUMING YOU KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING AND SHOVE YOUR ASSUMPTIONS UP YOUR ASS
2. MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMNED BUSINESS, and
3. FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF, YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
Signed,
Your Neighbor in Excruciating Ache Who’s NOT HAVING SEX, YOU COCKWOBBLE
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