Look, I do know my canine is the cutest good boy you’ve ever seen. Belief me, I’m conscious his eyes may be hypnotic—he pierces my soul with them every single day. However don’t ever, underneath any circumstances, for any cause, feed my canine treats with out asking.
Not whereas he’s on the park, not whereas he’s in my yard behind the fence, not when he’s on a stroll, not whereas he’s driving a jet ski, not whereas he’s driving a motorbike, not whereas he’s flying a aircraft. By no means!
Each time you give him treats, you’re coaching him to beg for treats from strangers. You’re instructing him he doesn’t need to take heed to us. You’re coaching him to disregard anybody who doesn’t have treats.
Additionally, you don’t know if he has dietary restrictions. Except you’re paying the vet payments and taking him exterior thrice an evening so we will sleep, then simply cease! You don’t know if he’s making an attempt to lose a pair kilos. You don’t know our canine!
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