By no means, in all my a long time on this planet, have I slept with a married or in any other case concerned man, regardless of the handfuls who’ve lied and tried and begged and pleaded. It has all the time been one in every of my most elementary values as a result of I’m a feminist, and the sisterhood is sacred.
However once I realized you voted for a Trump, thereby voting towards ladies, your self, your daughters, and each different place of integrity (and sanity!), I made a decision the consequence to your habits is that you’re not eligible for my solidarity. So when he begged and pleaded, I fucked your husband. And I’d completely do it once more if it had lasted greater than two minutes. Good luck with the most popular spot in hell.
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