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by Nameless
I like strolling round Inexperienced Lake. I don’t thoughts the crowds on nicer days. I don’t thoughts dodging wobbly children on bikes or cocky, dashing rollerbladers. I’m not bothered when I’ve to speedwalk on the muddy shoulder to move mother and father with no trace of spatial consciousness who’re pushing strollers two, typically three, abreast. All of it comes with the territory of having fun with an area that others get pleasure from as a lot as I do.
What I can’t perceive, although, is the individuals who stroll across the lake whereas smoking or vaping. I wish to scent the contemporary air, too! Not your cigarette or cotton candy-flavored bullshit.
I don’t care when you smoke. I don’t even care when you smoke in public. However please, at the least sit on a bench or stand off to the facet whilst you suck in your numerous most cancers contraptions so I can rapidly transfer by way of your cloud of stink. In any other case, you’re leaving all of us developing behind you caught in your stench.
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