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by Nameless
To the girl at self-checkout at Safeway who threw my basket down: Have some fucking persistence.
You see me simply ending up trying out my issues, I end paying, I seize my receipt, I’ve but to seize my gadgets, and also you push my basket ON THE GROUND? You could not wait 10 seconds for me to step away to have your flip on the self-checkout? You simply HAD to checkout whereas I am nonetheless there? Fuck you. I wished to push your stuff on the bottom so unhealthy.
You will have had a foul day, in a rush, no matter; that could be a you drawback. You appeared to be in your fifties, so I assumed you knew higher to do this. I hope your oranges have been the worst oranges you ever ate.
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