First Issues First: I am scripting this complete factor right this moment with out having watched the Severance finale so none of you higher spoil shit. That goes for your complete web, too. I am out right here dodging land mines for you and I need you to know that.
Public Schooling within the Stability: Donald Trump signed an govt order on Thursday calling to dismantle the U.S. Schooling Division. He believes the Schooling Division, which Congress created in 1979 to assist guarantee equal entry to training, is “wasteful and polluted by liberal ideology.” Trump would quite return management of training to the states, nonetheless it is unclear beneath that mannequin how the billions of {dollars} overseen by the Schooling Division could be distributed. Underneath this administration? I might solely assume it will be badly. Whereas Trump made the order, it is seemingly unimaginable to dismantle the Schooling Division with out an act of Congress. Sadly, our Congress appears to be product of mindless freaks, so we’ll see what occurs.
Washington Leaders Stand Robust: Washington Sen. Patty Murray will not let Trump dismantle public training with out a battle, she mentioned. “Not on my watch,” Murray claimed. Washington public faculties depend on federal {dollars} to run—about 7 % of college funding comes from the federal stage. With out these funds, important capabilities might stutter. Murray vowed to take this battle to the courts if want be. State Superintendent Chris Reykdal mentioned states ought to be ready to “double down” on investments in public faculties to gird towards regardless of the impacts of Trump’s battle towards public training are.
Tax Season: Lastly. Washington state Democrats unveiled a sequence of proposals to repair our $15 billion funds shortfall over the following 4 years. In response to KUOW, one of many largest proposals features a “$10 tax on each $1,000 value of an individual’s ‘intangible belongings’ like shares and bonds.” One other proposal is modeled after Seattle’s JumpStart tax on giant firms’ payroll bills. The state would put a 5% tax on firm payroll bills that exceed the Social Safety taxation threshold. In different phrases, solely firms with $7 million or extra in payroll prices must pay the tax. Do not get too excited to eat the wealthy, although. Gov. Bob Ferguson must approve these payments and he has been fairly coy in relation to contemplating new taxes. If he cares about preventing for public training, then Ferguson might not have the luxurious of being tax-shy.
Some Climate for You: Cloudy and moist. What else did you count on?
Cybertruck Items Preserve Falling Off: Normally, when you will have a automobile you count on many of the elements on it to remain connected and never fly off into the street, “rising the danger of a crash.” This isn’t the case with groundbreakingly ugly Cybertruck. In response to Tesla, the cantrail, an exterior trim panel, in most Cybertrucks has the tendency to “delaminate and detach from the automobile” and trigger harmful conditions. So, America’s least favourite automobile firm is recalling all 46,000 Cybertrucks manufactured between November 2023 to February 2025. At the very least it will likely be simple to seek out the vehicles in want of recall as a result of once more, they’re so, so, so ugly.
Good for Them: Tesla house owners are buying and selling of their vehicles at document ranges within the almost three months since Trump and Elon Musk took over the Oval Workplace. Make Musk’s pockets harm!
Uh Oh: The president may deport you and put you in a brilliant jail in case you dump your Tesla.
Trump threatens to place Americans on deportation flights to a slave jail in El Salvador
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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) March 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The Thoughts Virus Extra Poisonous Than Measles: An unvaccinated six-year-old baby died from measles in Texas. Her mother and father, who’re Mennonites, then filmed an anti-vaccine propaganda video with anti-vax advocacy group Youngsters’s Well being Protection. If that group sounds acquainted, it is as a result of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., our new secretary of well being, used to run it earlier than he ran for president. Within the interview, the mom, mentioned, “Completely don’t take the MMR [vaccine]… The measles wasn’t that dangerous.” Her reasoning is that though measles killed one in all her youngsters, her different 4 youngsters solely had gentle circumstances of measles, one thing she attributes to the untested dietary supplements she gave them offered by Veritas Wellness.
Pentagon Briefing for Musk: Apparently, the Pentagon deliberate to carry a briefing for Elon Musk on the navy’s plan for any form of conflict with China. As soon as information broke that Trump’s unelected advisor was briefed on extremely categorized data, the Pentagon and Trump denied that the assembly was about navy issues. But when the assembly was run by the navy, how might it not contain navy points? Make it make sense.
Flights Halted at Heathrow: London’s Heathrow Airport, one of many busiest journey hubs on this planet, grounded flights right this moment after a hearth engulfed a close-by electrical energy substation, knocking out energy. Round 1,300 flights undergo Heathrow every day. As many as 290,000 passengers have been impacted by the closure. Plus, delays might prolong for days to return.
A hearth broke out at a substation close to London’s Heathrow Airport, sending fireballs into the evening sky, a video obtained by Reuters exhibits.
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Journey Warnings for the U.S.: As extra European vacationers face detention upon arrival into the USA, extra nations are issuing journey warnings to their residents in regards to the dangers of coming right here. Each Britain and Germany warned their residents that they will not be assured entry into the US. Denmark suggested transgender vacationers that there are solely two gender choices obtainable when making use of for a U.S. visa: male or feminine.
Good Information for Supersonics Followers? For no matter cause, the current $6.1 billion sale of the Boston Celtics might pave the way in which for an NBA league enlargement and a return of NBA basketball to Seattle. I merely don’t care sufficient to parse this so this is a hyperlink.
Avast me Hearties: Pirate’s Booty Snacks founder Robert Ehrlich entered the mayoral race within the tiny New York city of Sea Cliff with just one week till the election. He misplaced to Elena Villafane, the incumbent who had been operating for her third time period unopposed till Ehrlich acquired a bee in his bonnet about being mayor. Villafane beat him 1,064-62. He stormed into Village Corridor and “offered an announcement falsely asserting his authority as mayor, demanding entry to workplace house, and declaring that your complete Village employees was fired efficient instantly however might reapply for his or her jobs,” in response to an announcement from the village. Ehrlich refused to depart, calling the outcomes “rigged.” In response to village officers, this was the primary time they’d ever heard of Ehrlich participating in any form of civic context.
A Music for Your Friday: If you have not heard Danielle Ponder, then what are you doing? She’s a public defender-turned-musician and, whew, this voice. Goosebumps. She carried out stay on KEXP two years in the past. You may watch that right here.