Expensive Macklemore,
I virtually ran you over on fifteenth as soon as. I knew it was you as a result of I used to be approach too shut, and you probably did the traditional deer-in-headlights stand-and-freeze factor. Sorry about that!!
I’m particularly sorry about that as a result of you appear to be a pleasant man who’s doing celeb proper. Dropping out of music for a pair years since you felt like stepping into {golfing}? Nice! Effectively-balanced and wholesome! A cool transfer!
Even cooler is your advocacy for Gaza. I disagree with you about not voting for Biden (Plan 2025 scares the shit out of me), however kudos to you for having an articulated stance and for giving a shit.
You’ve written some goofy lyrics, and likewise you’re a good-as-hell man. Seattle, or a minimum of this Seattleite, is happy with you.
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