We’re Seattleites, so I get it. We don’t have a fame for being heat, inviting, and even conservative with our fellow residents. Stranger hazard is actual, and I perceive not desirous to exit of your technique to speak to a rando.
However you actually may have warned me I used to be about to step in a pile of your canine’s shit.
I used to be strolling in the direction of you on a darkish facet avenue and noticed you from down the block. You didn’t transfer your self or your canine, so I believed you had been simply being impolite and hogging the walkway. I used to be larger and taller than you, and I didn’t need to make a doubtlessly freaky second for you any worse, so I off-roaded it. After I obtained to the sunshine rail station, I spotted my white footwear had been stained brown and stinking. I seethed the entire manner residence.
You possibly can have moved out of the best way. You possibly can have cleaned the mess. You possibly can have waved your gentle to ACTUALLY alert me to the hazard. Any of those steps may have prevented me from writing to The Stranger! I don’t wanna be right here both!
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