To all of the assholes in Columbia Metropolis swerving to keep away from driving over pace bumps: what the fuck is unsuitable with you?? These bumps had been put there particularly for YOU.
Your neighbors have the suitable to not get run over by you, the dickhead going 10 over within the rain, after sunset, in a neighborhood with SO MANY KIDS (AND BIKERS)! Keep out of the bike lane and simply go over the rattling pace bump!
I heard individuals do not like pace bumps as a result of they’ll mess up your automobile, however most of you jerks are driving shiny new SUVs. Information flash: in case your automobile is marketed as with the ability to go “off-road” then it may possibly deal with a fucking pace bump. Cease being a egocentric piece of shit.
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